The first time my husband called me his pack mule, twenty-three people heard him.105

And pending the separate corporate proceeding, she recognized that credible evidence supported my continuing fifty-two percent ownership interest.

Then she looked directly at Victor.

“I have presided over family cases for eighteen years,” Judge Monroe said. “I have seen spouses minimize domestic labor. I have seen spouses hide assets. I have seen people attempt to rewrite marriages when those marriages end.”

Victor stared at the table.

“But I have rarely seen a litigant damage his own credibility as thoroughly as you have today.”

Nobody smiled.

Not even me.

Judge Monroe continued.

“You referred to your wife as a pack mule.”

Victor closed his eyes.

“The documents before me suggest she was an investor, manager, guarantor, operations worker, co-founder, and majority owner.”

She paused.

“If there was a person in this marriage who was carrying an extraordinary load, Mr. Hale, you may wish to reconsider who placed that load on her back.”