“My mother-in-law pointed at me in court and said, “She’s faking it.” My husband smirked, telling the judge I did this every time….007

– Former Senator Julian Sterling-Vance was convicted of Seditious Conspiracy, Enterprise Extortion, and Forgery of Sovereign Admiralty Deeds. Sentenced to thirty-five years at the United States Penitentiary ADX Florence in Colorado without the possibility of parole, his law licenses permanently and retroactively revoked, his name stricken from every professional registry in North America, he works thirty hours a week in the facility maintenance depot, having finally discovered what life looks like when you spend your career trying to break an archivist.

– Daniel Arthur Whitaker was convicted of Attempted Murder by Chemical Administration, Forgery of Judicial Conservatorship Instruments, and Transnational Wire Fraud. Sentenced to thirty-two years at the Federal Correctional Institution in Terre Haute, Indiana, his executive licenses permanently revoked, his name stricken from every business registry in North America, he works thirty hours a week in the prison laundry depot, having finally discovered what life looks like when you spend eight years turning your marriage into a confidence game.