“My mother-in-law pointed at me in court and said, “She’s faking it.” My husband smirked, telling the judge I did this every time….007

“Was transmitted directly through Conduit Nine into the command redoubt at Offutt Air Force Base.”

Chief Judge Eleanor Mercer stepped to the head of the table.

The eighty-two-year-old jurist pulled an unsealed, forty-year-old foreign chancery registry from her portfolio, certified by the **High Court of the Principality of Liechtenstein**:

“And there is one more detail you failed to audit, Arthur,” Judge Mercer said, her voice dropping forty decibels of pure, un-forgiving Maine iron:

“In nineteen-eighty-four, when you and your brother Julian established The Valkyrie Holding Corp in Vaduz… where did you acquire the foundational corporate charter?”

Chief Justice Arthur Sterling-Vance stopped breathing.

His pupils dilated until the blue of his eyes vanished completely into black.

His throat worked in dry, spastic, un-coordinated clicks:

k-k-k.

“Valkyrie was incorporated by our Swiss fiduciaries,” Arthur wheezed:

“Bank Leu in Zurich!”

“Bank Leu did not create that charter, Arthur,” Judge Mercer revealed, turning the vellum folio to page one hundred and twelve: