My mother “accidentally” cancelled all three plane tickets to Tahiti, then texted me, “Your sister already agreed to go

At 9:07 the following morning, the closing completed.

At 9:14, the money arrived.

After fees, adjustments, and expenses, the amount hitting my account was more than half a million dollars.

I stared at the balance.

Then I closed the app.

Oddly, the money was not the satisfying part.

The satisfying part was knowing that next month, for the first time in five years, I would not receive a property-tax bill for a mansion where everyone lived comfortably except the woman paying for it.

At 4:38 that afternoon, my mother landed.

I knew because she somehow managed to contact me from a number I had not blocked.

The first message was almost cheerful.

We’re back. You need to pick us up. Derek has too many bags for an Uber.

I deleted it.

At 5:26:

Why aren’t you answering?

At 5:41:

This childish behavior has gone far enough.

At 6:03:

The garage code isn’t working.