My husband stabbed me twice because he wanted to defend his mistress over a tiny scratch 008

Then Tessa.

Then Mom again.

Then Dad.

Then the family group chat exploded.

I had muted it Saturday night, but the notification counter climbed so quickly I finally opened it out of curiosity.

Mom:

Ian, please call us. There is some kind of sign in the yard.

Dad:

What the hell is this?

Tessa:

Tell your psycho realtor to get off OUR property.

Mom:

Ian, sweetheart, I’m sure there has been some misunderstanding.

Dad:

CALL ME.

Tessa:

You can’t sell someone’s house because of an argument. That’s insane.

I read that one twice.

Someone’s house.

Interesting.

Clare watched my face.

“What?”

I handed her the phone.

She read the messages silently.

Then she gave it back.

“Are you going to respond?”

“Yes.”

I typed one sentence.

There is no misunderstanding. The house is being sold. Melissa will contact you regarding access for photographs, inspections, and showings.